An Angry Slav Woman's tales of love, life and heartache... because it's cheaper than therapy!
"I highly recommend it!" ~ Capt'n Justyna

About Us

From the depths of her troubled mind, the Captain has decided to unleash a flood of emotions in the shape of moody melodic alternative rock songs, upon the unsuspecting listener." An Angry Slav Woman's tales of love, life and heartache... because it's cheaper than therapy! "I highly recommend it!" ~ Capt'n Justyna

After gaining enough courage to let her voice and stories be heard, Capt'n Justyna decided to start writing and performing her own songs. She realised that singing would be yet another great creative outlet on top of visual and performing arts that she already delved into, to tell stories of her experiences, her grievances and to heal her broken soul.

Thus out, poured a mix of moody melodic alternative rock, laced with laments, anger, betrayal, vulnerability, fear but also hope, determination, and a sprinkling of dark satire at random times that take the listener on a voyage of human emotions that probably ask more questions than give answers.

The songs and music portray what it FEELS like to be human: imperfect, vulnerable, delicate, lost, scared, weak, messy, determined, strong-willed, spiritual, hardy, brave, calculating.

Just sit back and enjoy the voyage into the unknown and well-known and we'll see you on the other side!

Band Members:
Capt’n Justyna - Vocals/Rhythm Guitar
Mick Mclucas - Lead Guitar
Andrew Jennings - Drums

Our Influences:
Garbage, Jeff Buckley, Edith Piaf, Led Zepplin, Emilie Autum, The Tea Party, Lana Del Rey, Guns 'n' Roses, Annie Lennox, Faith No More, Muse, Bath For Lashes, Marilyn Manson, Czeslaw Niemen, Rammstein, Queen, Korn, Missy Elliott, Eminem, Lily Allen, Audioslave, Roxette, NiN, Grace Bumbry, Franek Kimono, Faith No More, etc... And MANY MORE!